Thursday, May 08, 2003

Star Wars Names!


Ah, wacky translations from Google.
Instructions on how to make your Star Wars name. Making the last name:

It takes the 2 first letters from the last name of your breast

Which one? Bert or Ernie?

Boobie Kenobi
That's a name I haven't heard
In a long, long time.
My first name would actually be "Laash", so no change on that front.

Wow


That was one of the best written episodes of Enterprise I have seen to date.


Archer seemed to have a lot more of a moral issue with dealing with the Borg than Picard or anyone else ever did. he saw their human nature. He was reluctant to blow the hatch on them (although I don't believe that would kill them -- see First Contact).


The Borg got Doc Phlox!

He's more machine than man now.

Nuke him from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.

Wednesday, May 07, 2003

Wackiness in the world


Dick's going to run.

I am not a committee

But this is bad news.
Hey! What happened to your Star Wars haiku? Was my Camie reference too obscure? Nothing about shutting down all waste units on that level?

Tuesday, May 06, 2003

ENOUGH!!!



The number of things that are bad about this idea is just staggering:

  1. I have never needed to surf and sh*t at the same time, and I'm addicted to this. Never.
  2. I have never wanted to spend more then the bare minimum of time in the port a potty. Never.
  3. I will never put a keyboard on my naked lap that has been on the laps of other naked people in a port a potty. Never.
  4. Web access. Teenage boys. Pants down. Guaranteed solitude. Never.

Somewhere in Redmond, WA a marketing guy reaches for another fat one and wonders where all the Doritos and Velveeta are.

Sunday, May 04, 2003

Are we alone?


Many resources

The Force is strong in this one

No others do this.
Must blog every day. Must blog every day. Must blog every day. Must blog...