Friday, June 27, 2003

Term Limits Poster Boy

Strom Thurmond in the Senate.
Taken before color photography was invented

To honor the memory of Sen. Thurmond, all Confederate Flags will be ordered to fly at half staff. Sen. Byrd (D-WV) has cancelled all upcoming, ummm, 'meetings'.

Like Disco, it's another embarassing phase of our nation's history slipping away from us.

Our Naked Civil Servants

You know she's thinking to herself, "only two more nude scenes and I retire as a GS-15."

Tuesday, June 24, 2003

How dare he?

"I felt a threatening tone from him. You know, like a command, a demand."

Man, do I hate it when I'm driving along, drunk as a skunk, and a police officer has the audacity to command me.

Will she have her own defense named for her like John Denver did? Or will she just be reduced to singing "Set me free, why don't you babe?"