Conspiracy Theory Three

Bush clearly has the graces of our Martian overlords. After all, he gave huge tax breaks for the wealthiest 1% of Americans and led the next 16% of wealthiest Americans to believe that they would be getting a bigger piece of the pie.
Yet, despite his deception, his inability to find those who target and kill Americans at home or abroad, or those who jeopardize our safety at home (nice recusal, Ashcroft — anyone care to theorise on what it means?), he enjoys something like a 63% approval rating. Wow.

This is a president not duly elected, not capable of thoroughly chewing his own food so as to avoid choking to death, and an out-and-out liar and all those red states love him. Morons.

When Clinton lied, no one died.