Red State Truths
- We will elect the next president, as we did the present one. Oh, and the one before him, too.
- Howard Dean was raised on Park Avenue, albeit in a "small, three bedroom apartment with hardly any room for the nurse" deep in the heart of Blue Country.
- Howard Dean will be the best thing to happen to this country since Ralph Nader.
- "Redneck: First word red, color of power, fire, passion. Second word neck . . . neck . . . hey I can't think of nothing for neck right now, but without that you still got red and that's something to be proud of."
The tax cut will benefit wealthy Americans, who btw, pay more in taxes then you do. It will also benefit me as more of my money will come back to me this spring and less of it will be held by the government. That's the Red State way of looking at taxes. Pay attention, you're going to hear it put that way until 2008.
Finally, on a slightly more droll note, you must watch this over and over again until you believe that Leonard Nimoy should be elected to the U.N.