Monday, May 17, 2004

If this geek ran the world

First thing kill all the lawyers no, no, I mean:

  • Every motorist in the US (and Mexico thanks to NAFTA) would have "Bicyclists have a legal right to be on the road" tatooed to the inside of their Eyelids.

  • People on who tailgate while on a cell phone would have a show trial and then shot

  • White Women would never be able to utter the following phrases
    • You go Girl

    • Girl Friend

  • All white people would be prevented from saying (trust me these are increasing in usage):
    • My sister from another mister.

    • My brother from another mother.

This list is actually quite a bit longer but space and time prevent me from really going into it.


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