Tuesday, June 22, 2004

Daily Show — June 22, 2004

I'll say this about Bill Clinton: his integrity is at its highest when the situation is at its most hypothetical.

And later, during a piece about Dick Cheney:
Mr. Vice President, I have to inform you: your pants are on fire.

— Jon Stewart, en fuego

But the best part of the evening must have been when the guest, who wrote a love-note to the current administration and had it bound in a hard cover discussed the Pre-emption Doctrine with Mr. Stewart. Mr. Stewart said, "Take four criteria: creating weapons of mass destruction, making inflammatory statements against the United States, [something I can't remember], and oppressing their population. The problem is, you can't tell me who I'm talking about."
Jon Stewart: Steady Leadership in Troubled Times.


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