Tuesday, September 14, 2004

Coming Soon to a Youth Soccer Match Near You

The Navistar CXT, International (Harvester)'s entry into the Sport Ute Community. This is for the folks who find the Hummer H2 isn't enough truck to haul around their carb-starved skinny asses.

As you visit the site, remember to sing along with Waylon Jennings from The Last Temptation of Krusty:
Can you name the car with four-wheel-drive?
Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five!
Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down.
It's a country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.
Canyonero! Canyonero!

Twelve yards long and two lanes wide,
sixty-five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports!
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts.
Canyonero! Canyonero!

She blinds everybody with her super-high beam.
She a squirrel-squishin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine!
Canyonero! Canyonero!

What reliance on foreign oil? CAFE standards?


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