Thursday, September 16, 2004

Yes, Let's Discuss What People Do

As cars lined up at a relief center in Fort Pierce, the president pitched in personally.

"What can we help you with? Ice? Ice and water? A little food?" he asked one driver.

"You doing OK?" Bush asked another car full of people. "The water's on? Good."

As Bush peered into each car's passenger window, a Secret Service agent leaned into the driver's side, keeping a close eye. White House aides hovered nearby, ensuring that a mob of journalists captured the scene of the president as empathizer in chief.

"Oh, you lost your trailer?" Bush said to one passenger.

"Hang in there," he urged another.

Dude! Stop handing out ice and get back to work! And I don't mean clearing brush out at Crawford! You should be working your a$$ off every day, I mean 6am to midnight. You screwed up and the country's falling apart. We're not more safe, the borders act as a sieve, and Floridians continue to die at an alarming rate in Iraq.

In fact, the latest documents out of your branch show that Iraq could use a little more attention. Why don't you give it your personal touch.

But let's focus on statements, since that's what your're attacking (ad hominem, I might add):

"We've got an issue in America. Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."
George W. Bush, September 6, 2004

"We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories ... for those who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they're wrong, we found them."
George W. Bush, May 29, 2003

Now I'm just starting to get angry about the doofus.


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