Monday, November 22, 2004

Notice to All Hunters


In the Navy we would have to file a NOTAM - Notice to all Mariners - when we would do potentially hazardous stuff like live fire exercises or when we would promulgate new Rules of Engagement in a specific area.

Here we go:

22NOV041457Z: THE AREA DESGINATED ON YOUR PLATT BOOK NORTH OF CTH "A" SOUTH OF THE WISCONSIN RIVER IN THE TOWNSHIP OF KING, LINCOLN COUNTY, RESERVED EXCLUSIVELY FOR THE USE OF STOVEHUGGERS INTERNATIONAL FOR THE PERIOD 14SEP041900Z - 29NOV040500Z IS HEREBY RESTRICTED SPACE. HUNTERS NOT INVITED TO STOVEHUGGERS INTERNATIONAL, WHO ARE FOUND ON THE PROPERTY AND WHO ENGAGE BY HOSTILE FIRE MEMBERS OF STOVEHUGGERS INTERNATIONAL WILL BE SHOT. AND THEN THEY WILL BE SHOT AGAIN. AND THEN SHOT ONCE MORE BEFORE BEING GUTTED, TAGGED AND TAKEN TO THE DNR STATION IN TOMAHAWK.
You never think it will come to this, but there you are.

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