Friday, December 24, 2004

Year-End Downsizing


Former President George H. W. Bush today announced that due to economic pressures, he would be downsizing his "Million Points of Light" by roughly 90%. The new "Thousand Points of Light" will also outsource some points of light overseas. Former President Bush remarked that outsourced points of light would be notable for being "smaller, darker points of light" and that the savings would be passed on to the American people.
This post is a direct result of my dad and I joking around. That, and he couldn't remember if it was a thousand points of light or a million. Two minutes before, he was saying something about there being 1,000 to 2,000 households in America. His math skills truly frighten me.

Tuesday, December 21, 2004

This Has Not Been My Experience.



This undated photo from Showtime, shows cast members from the television series 'The L Word' posed in Vancouver, Canada. [ . . .] The lesbian drama returns for its second season on the Showtime cable channel on Sunday, Feb. 20, 2004.

I don't think this has been *anybody's* experience, even the lesbians.
I mean, fo God's sake, Jennifer Beal?

Monday, December 20, 2004

Neil LaBute


Q: Some critics call you a misogynist. Does that upset you?

LaBute: I find it strangely comforting.
Ah, Neil. You inspire generations of men.