Saturday, January 08, 2005

How to drive in Madison, Wisc.

  1. Drop off friend at house behind porno shop.
  2. Find and listen to Country Western station on radio. Share belief systems.
  3. Go to La Hacienda on Park Street. Purchase for take out two orders of Chiles Rellenos.
  4. Leave. Don't use rear view mirror.

Listening to C&W for the first time in years I learned that a) Since you left, I can't talk to God without shouting, b) Shoes don't stretch and men won't change and c) It never hurts to get a little mud on your tires.


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