Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Ay, Popey!

White smoke at morning, Catholics take warning;
White smoke at night, Catholics' delight?

I, for one, welcome our new Vatican overlords and remind them that as a blogger I would be extremely useful in controlling our more unruly elements.

Time for a long footnote...

As a member of the Liberal Left, I feel that I must immediately condemn the Vatican's choice of ___________________ as the new pope. His selection only reconfirms their commitment to returning the people of the world to twelfth century. Despite ________________'s good works, I feel that all people of conscience must demand that ________________ immediately allow women to become priests and stop the condemnation of abortion and contraception.


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