Wednesday, May 04, 2005


I was going to post this as a comment to Brian's previous post, but what the hey.

As a representative of the Dr. Pepper company, I will personally write a check to Pvt. England for $1M in exchange for her solemn promise to never be seen with our product again.

What would we change the motto to? "It tastes so good, it will torture you."

Actually, you know how it goes. New mother, producing milk, baby-daddy in jail and you just somehow failed to convince a judge that that you knew it was wrong to put a human being on a leash. You get a little parched.

So glad to know that the wrong-doers are being punished and that this will never happen again.


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