Saturday, March 12, 2005

SMACK!



If you wait until just before they're done feeding, they'll leave a big mess after you smack 'em.
The trick is being able to stand the biting.

Thursday, March 10, 2005

Kill 'em all and let God sort them out


This time I'm not talking about Islam.
Wausau - Free-ranging cats could become game Conservation Congress to vo: "John Govek, a farmer in the town of Hewitt, owns two cats that like to roam outside. The cats, however, are not feral.'They come and go, but they are not a house pet,' Govek said. 'What if they are mistaken for a feral cat?"

I was bitten by a feral cat in the town of Hewitt. Cost me $1000 in rabies shots. I wonder if John's cats were the parents or grandparents of the little bastard that bit me.
I always thought I was an animal lover

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Get A Life


Guy Benson is the kind of 19-year-old who has contacts at the Pentagon and who refers to himself as being “on the record” in support of Social Security privatization. He’s operations manager of Northwestern’s radio station WNUR, where he’s also one of the conservative hosts of the political debate show Feedback, and for the last three summers he’s interned at Fox News. A student at the Medill School of Journalism, he’s the most outspoken member of the Northwestern University College Republicans. When the Daily Northwestern needs a quote from a conservative about Howard Dean or a protest against the war in Iraq, they call up Guy. [More . . . ]

One day, and I predict this with the kind of clarity that only comes from experience, this kid will wake up, discover he's 40 and that he was never twenty.

The shitstorm will begin at that point. And the other talking heads will wonder why he's doing this weird Marv Albert/Jim Bakker thing with that amputee hooker from Reno.
Get laid. Now.

Monday, March 07, 2005

The Battlestar Galactica Drinking Game!


Hey Kids!

Have you been enjoying SciFi channel's new Battlestar Galactica Series and now you'd like to enhance the experience?

Try the Battlestar Galactica Drinking game!
If Colonel Tigh takes a drink, you drink.

There you go! Enjoy! You should be hammered by the third act.
This show rocks and if you were smart you'd ask somebody to tape the marathon they'll be showing on April 1st