Friday, April 29, 2005

Stooges. Morons. Tools.


Are a few of the more charitable things I could call the poeple who redacted this image:


This undated photo, released by the U.S. Department of Defense April 28, 2005, shows the casket of a U.S. military service member being carried by soldiers at an undisclosed location. The faces of the soldiers were obscured by the Defense Department before release. The photo, along with more than 350 others, were released in response to a Freedom of Information Act request from the National Security Archive.



We're not even allowed to let them be heroes anymore. What are they afraid of?

This is not a lefty rant. This is a sanity rant. Let them be heroes.

Monday, April 25, 2005

GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!




President Bush greets Saudi Crown Prince Abdullah at his ranch in Crawford, Texas Monday, April 25, 2005. President Bush is seeking relief from record-high gas prices and support for Middle East peace as he opens his Texas ranch to Abdullah. Saudi Arabia is the world's largest oil producer.


Well, from what I've heard about Arab Shieks, he's going about it the right way.

Let us tap the North Slope and maybe we won't have to be exposed to this sort of thing any more.

Thank God it's Tit Fortnight.


The first picture is creepy on several levels, the second one, on the other hand, makes perfect sense. I agree with both of them.

Celebrity Blogging


Two things immediately come to mind re: the last posting (three, actually, but his offense re: tits is not as egregious as others):

1) Is the conventional wisdom that's floating around these days that rich and famous people involved in politics is a bad thing?



2) I saw Maggie Gyllenhaal get spanked by James Spader in the movie Secretary and it was hot. And the chick came back for more.

Tit fortnight, now with 100% more guns:


Who was the last person to care what Arianna Huffington thought?

What's missing from this list


The New York Times > Technology > A Boldface Name Invites Others to Blog With Her: "Having prominent people join the blogosphere, Ms. Huffington said in an interview, 'is an affirmation of its success and will only enrich and strengthen its impact on the national conversation.' Among those signed up to contribute are Walter Cronkite, David Mamet, Nora Ephron, Warren Beatty, James Fallows, Vernon E. Jordan Jr., Maggie Gyllenhaal, Arthur M. Schlesinger Jr., Diane Keaton, Norman Mailer and Mortimer B. Zuckerman."

Funny I don't see Charile Daniels in this list. He's a big star, he likes blogging, he even believes in Santa Claus

No boobies today

If you're greeted by this on Sunday Morning. . .



You either need a new church or a new political party. There is enough pander here to make Bill Clinton blush. This is pathetic. But wait, there's more - buried in the artcle:

About 2,000 people packed into the Highview Baptist Church here for the telecast, and organizers said it was broadcast to several hundred churches by satellite, thousands of people over the Internet and 61 million households over Christian radio and television stations.

Liberal groups, meanwhile, stepped up their attacks on both Dr. Frist and the proposed rule change. About 1,200 liberal Christians gathered at a rally at a Presbyterian church here to protest what one speaker, the left-leaning evangelical Jim Wallis, called "a declaration of a religious war" and "an attempt to hijack religion."

Separately, MoveOn.org, a liberal advocacy group, said it was paying $700,000 for television commercials attacking the rule change, including some depicting a herd of Republican elephants trampling Congress. Its organizers said they would hold 120 rallies around the country on Wednesday, including one in Washington with a speech by former Vice President Al Gore. Mr. Gore's participation "elevates the fight beyond D.C.," said Ben Brandzel of MoveOn.org.
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Yeah, break out the Gorebot - that'll teach 'em. $700K for more television commercials? Even more reason to be happy we unplugged the cable.


Chicken breasts? Chicken shit. There are plenty of Australian Bikini sites out there that you could've visited to get the necessary quoto of breasts (more then one, only two or more if there are more then two complete female bodies in the frame.